What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
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