What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
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