Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How do you compliment a cat?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which fly makes films?

How do birds threaten one another?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?