What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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