Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is the best Christmas present ever?