What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
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Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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