What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Where do books sleep?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?