What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a pig thief?
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