Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a small mom?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?