What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
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