What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

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My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What vegetables do librarians like?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Where do ants go to eat?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?