What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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