What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was the math book sad?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?