Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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Why do cows make great bakers?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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