What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Where was Noah born?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?