Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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What's the difference between people and chickens?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
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