What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?