Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do horses reside?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?