Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why are winter days great?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What animal has the most fun?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?