Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the baby cookie cry?