Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call two birds in love?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?