What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the scariest letter?
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