When do flowers get their workout in?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What is a cow's dream job?