Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call a small mom?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?