What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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