What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How long will dinner be?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?