What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.