What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was the mime upset?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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