What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What sweet treat never panics?
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