Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

How do birds threaten one another?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?