Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?