What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal should you never play poker with?
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