What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?