Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How much does freedom weigh?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?