What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's the opposite of irony?