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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?