Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What bird is always sad?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?