Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?