Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where does mist apply for a loan?