Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?