What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?