What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How does a penguin build its house?

How does the sun listen to music?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?