What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a dog in space?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Which plant has the best roar?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?