It's allergy season again?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?