What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?