What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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