What car always breaks the rules?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How can you make 7 even?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Do dads always snore?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did one plate say to the other?