What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
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