What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why is winter considered holy?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?