What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a pig thief?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What insect runs away from everything?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What animal has more lives than a cat?