How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is the strongest animal?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How do billboards talk?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?