What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?