Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
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What's a dog's favorite book?
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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's E.T. short for?
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What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
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