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Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is a spider's favorite book?