What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do cows like to dance to?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?