What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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