I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's the loudest sport?