Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?