What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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