What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do stars go to college?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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