What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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