Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What animal could Noah not trust?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where does water do all its banking?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?