What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is blue and not heavy?

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Where do cows go on vacation?

How do you make a cow float?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What animal loves Indian food?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you get straight A's?