What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which cats have the best manners?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?