What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do birds go to drink?

How is cat food sold?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

It's allergy season again?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?