I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What kind of bird can write?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?