Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
How do billboards talk?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
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