What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call a singing rodent?