Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?