Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What nationality are most fish?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
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