Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How is cat food sold?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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