Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
Which founding father loves to sing?
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the holiest insect?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
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