Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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