What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do you call a silly hill?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?