Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?