Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How do you make a cow float?