Why did the professor write on the window?

Why are books always so angry?

Who invented fractions?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?