Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the mime upset?

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What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What country has the most fish?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where does water do all its banking?

How many insurance policies do cats need?