How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where do surfers go to school?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do elephants have trunks?