How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?