What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
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