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Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?