What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
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