What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Did you know that felines don't bite?