What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call octopus twins?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?