What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do kittens go to school?

What time of day was Adam created?

What kind of money do fishermen make?