I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What is the color of the wind?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?