To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
If you need help building an ark..
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which dogs love to study science?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How did the tree get lost?
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