Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How long do chickens work?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why are goats so funny?