What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What animals make the best students?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?