To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
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Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
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