Why did the snake cross the road?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?