What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which elf is the best singer?

What condiment has wings?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Which dog belongs in a band?