What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Families are like fudge.

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?