What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why are goats so funny?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which former US President was always cold?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do elves learn in school?

Why are frogs always so happy?