What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How do you grill cheese?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?