What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which bug is related to you?

What siblings are always sad?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?