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What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

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What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do Scottish toads play?

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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?