What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?