What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?