Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What day is your mom always right?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?