Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How do fleas travel?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How did the toad die?

Which is the worst season?

What condiment has wings?