Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?