What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the barber win the race?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How do you get kids to do something?