What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?