Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why do cats always get what they want?

When do cows get tired?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?