Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?