What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a short cow?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do horses navigate at night?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
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