What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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