What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the cloud date the fog?