What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a short cow?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How do horses navigate at night?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why is laughter the best medicine?