What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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