What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the opposite of irony?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
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