Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?