Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What vegetables make the best music?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
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