How did the mermaid call her friends?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?