A book just fell on my head.

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's the slowest 5k?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?