Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?