What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do football players deal with their problems?