If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

If you need help building an ark..

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did summer catch autumn?