What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What part of a fish is the most musical?