What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?