What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How long will dinner be?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?