What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do cows like to dance to?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?