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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?