What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?