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Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?