What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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