What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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