What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
I broke my finger!
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