What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What bird is always sad?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
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