What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?