Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?