What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?