Why are skeletons always hungry?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the border collie get a raise?