What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What insect runs away from everything?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a doll's favorite car?