What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are turtles so shy?
What fish sings the best?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which relative loves rice?
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