Someone stole all my lamps.

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

How long do chickens work?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do polar bears vote?