What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How did the vampire start his letter?