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Why is the piano so hard to open?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?