Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What words make the best athletes?
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