Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?