Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where does breakfast live?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do cats wear to work?