What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?