What instrument did the door play in the band?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How do birds threaten one another?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?