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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

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What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

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Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?