Why do elephants have trunks?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?