What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How does a barber get to work?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do math teachers eat?