What do cows always add to their salad?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?