What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
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