How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?