Why do moms make good vintners?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What tree has the most bark?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?