What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What animal loves a baseball game?
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