What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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