Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?