What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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